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Tony spagoni 

A mafia member who holocausted Lawrence Exeter Jr. After clapping his wallet and his wife.
TONY SPAGONI IS NOT A GAY PROSTITUTE
Tony spagoni by Wowen alt 1895 November 14, 2018

Swagonometry

Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.
Jeffrey: Take them boys to school, swagonometry
Jequeezy: 🔥🔥🔥
Swagonometry by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019

Shagonfly 

Winged insects shagging mid flight. Usually encountered in a beer garden, on a summers eve.
"Ooh Bert, look that fly has got four wings? No, wait a minute. I believe that is a SHAGONFLY !!"
Shagonfly by Sambuca Lois April 18, 2018

Swagonometry

To ‘school someone’ means to show them how it’s done.You might not be able to teach people about academic subjects, like trigonometry, but you have a thing or two to show them about swag.
Take them to school ,Swagonometry
Swagonometry by Therealtriple_e October 28, 2015

Spagonia 

A noun used for "good" things that bring pleasure. Tossed around a lot, the true and original use of the word is for "sexy women" and/or "marijuana".
When you see a sexy lady (or group of sexy ladies) walking down the street you would say, "Damn, check out those spagonias!"

When you wanna get high, and your looking for some weed say, "Hey man, you got some spagonia?"
Spagonia by Foret Boreal November 22, 2011
Acronym: Stay Late And Get Organized. A term used for people who have a need to stay about one minute late in the classroom after a period bell has rung so they can get all their papers, notebooks, pens etc. together in their backpack.
"Yo, how come you got so late to lunch?"

"My papers were all over the place, I had to slago."
SLAGO by LWxxDark Wolf August 27, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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