Slabon

A buster, doofus, idiot, slabonz.

(Plural) Slabonz

Ted: did you see that interception last night
Zach: yeah, our QB is a slabon.

by cap2071 February 29, 2020

slabon

Opposite of a hard on; a slab of flacid cock.

Also used to describe someone with mongoloid-like features, and being an absolute melt in general.

Friend: Look at that kid monging out, why is he dribbling?
Me: Because he's a fucking slabon

by BiG_Ev January 23, 2017