14 definitions by LWxxDark Wolf

The other side of the butt. If you have a boner and are wearing jeans or some rugged pants, it is male camel toe. If you are wearing basketball shorts or any lose material, like boxers, you are walking the dinosaur, especially if you are jogging.
We're in a room of dudes, and he's got male camel toe.

Euh, gross..
by LWxxDark Wolf January 22, 2009
As if you were writing a letter about a terrible fail that just happened to Failblog.org.

Similar to saying "Dear Penthouse Forum..." after something very sexy had just occurred, like sleeping with two unbelievable girls at one time.
Man 1: "Dude, this six hour trip to see Ozzfest was totally wicked and fucked up cause it took so long, but we are finally here bro! Hey, get out the tickets, the ticket taker is right over there."
Man 2: *checks pockets* "Dear FAIL Blog..."
by LWxxDark Wolf November 29, 2009
A very powerful, fast, and normally deadly attacking move usually sought out by ninjas in the need of harm to their foe.

To properly perform a ninja kick you must:

1. Step forward with your recessive leg.
2. Lift your dominant leg by the knee.
3. Bring your leg at an angle with power into your target.
4. Say, "Hiya! I'm a ninja!"

You can perform a fake ninja punch and follow up with a ninja kick, but never fake ninja kick and follow up with a ninja punch. Not only is your leg longer than your arm, and you will most likely miss, but punches are weaker than kicks, so your target will experience pain less than what they expected, and that is not the ninja way.
Ninja Kick
by LWxxDark Wolf July 22, 2009
Acronym: Stay Late And Get Organized. A term used for people who have a need to stay about one minute late in the classroom after a period bell has rung so they can get all their papers, notebooks, pens etc. together in their backpack.
"Yo, how come you got so late to lunch?"

"My papers were all over the place, I had to slago."
by LWxxDark Wolf August 27, 2009
A way to make fun of fat OPRF boys and girls.

It is also a slow burn. May take several hours to take effect.
OPRF girl: You guys are losers you should stay home and...find a better uniform, or something!

Fenwick guys: STFU huskie!

OPRF: Yea, I go to OPRF that is our mascot what's your point... OH you jerks!
by LWxxDark Wolf September 6, 2009
A catholic school in Forest Park that resembles a Southern slave encampment in the 1800s. Kids have gym class once a week, and in a lunch room, although the last principal turned down the offer to construct a new gym sponsored by the candy company across the street. The gym wasn't built because there would be a small sign for Ferrara Pan Co. in it. Tons of advertisements line the church, school, folders with graded papers, even on windows, and what difference did the sign make? The company is across the street anyway.

The faculty teach false information, lack teaching skills, and some try injecting preschoolers' arms with AIDS infected needles, because they could not afford new ones.

The gym teacher abuses students, the lunch lady looks like an Oompa Loompa and a mountain troll had sex and she was the result, and they both have secret meetings behind everyone elses' backs. The school has a very poor curriculum and deep lack of funding, although the hundred thousand dollars they received last year was not enough, and are still in debt.

Children are also forced to do at least ten hours of child labor against their will to leave the school.
"Oh God, I'd rather go to a concentration camp than to St. Bernardine!"

"But dude, you're Jewish!"

"What's your point?"
by LWxxDark Wolf January 22, 2009
A term synonymous with teabagging. Rhymes, and colorfully rolls off of the tongue.
Spartan1182910: Oh man, my frag bounced off the wall and killed that guy, I was taggin 'nd baggin that dood's face!

JohnmChief1170: Yea bro!
by LWxxDark Wolf November 8, 2009