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Skreet Justice 

When someone gets what’s coming to them in a not necessarily legal way.
Dude 1: Man, that chick Courtney really beat the shit out of that dumb bitch Leisa…

Dude 2: Yep. Leisa deserved it for running her mouth about Courtney and other people she calls her friends. Skreet Justice has been served.
Related Words
skyree • skreet • Skree • Skylee • Skreep • SKREEPER • Skyee • skreee • skreepy • Skreeb
n. the school of hard knocks, the ghetto, the place of no return, the drug dealers paradise, the lawless world of ruffians, the white man's fears and doubts all rolled into one, the place from which every famous rapper, convict and crackhead has allegedly spawned.
Guy 1: Yo mang, where'd you get your crack pipe?
Guy 2: From da skreets, mutha fucka.
skreets by Jon January 6, 2004
(v) to skyrme: to masterbate. From the Latin skyreme...
skyrmo skyrmmus
skyrms skyrmtis
skyrmt skyrmunt
E.g. That Little Bob buys so many jazz mags, he must skyrme all night long!
skyrme by Dr Johnson January 27, 2005

Skreetus 

Someone who is turned on by looking at plants
Man: wow that’s some beautiful plants here
Man2: your such a skreetus
Skreetus by Aaroncarstens October 22, 2018
A beautiful caring girl whos the sweetest, smartest, sexiest, funniest, most amazing girl you will ever meet she has perfect sparkling eyes and a amazing smile and the most adorable blush and laugh you will ever hear and see if you ever are lucky enough to meet a skylee keep her close and dont let her go
Skylee is the best girl in the world.
Skylee by A very happy jack December 6, 2017
Its streets, but cooler.
" I saw you on the skreetz yesterday " "I beat your ass on the skreetz " "I grew up on the skreetz "
Skreetz by YOMAMMASDICK July 14, 2017
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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