A shoeless, hemp-clothed, VW van- or Subaru-owning, flower-crowned, patchouli
oil-smelling individual that dances without rhythm similar to the inflatable tube
man or “a daisy blowing freely in the wind.” He/she often does not shave his/her pits and immensely enjoys reminiscing on trips to
Coachella, Burning Man, and Bonnaroo.