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Skreep
When a'caning a bitch, proceed 'accidentally' slip your shaft thusly into ones anus. A phallic shift.
"Maaannnnnn, last night was so fucking funny, taking Janice from behind... I JUST HAD TO SKREEP HER!"
"Did she twitch like a crackhead?"
"Most definitely"
"Did she twitch like a crackhead?"
"Most definitely"
Skreep by Young Sween January 25, 2009
Salty Skrelp
Guy 1: A shit man my girlfriend says shes not going down on me anymore.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I've got salty skrelp from all the seafood.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I've got salty skrelp from all the seafood.
Salty Skrelp by ProfessorOaksCloset December 7, 2022
Skreet Justice
Dude 1: Man, that chick Courtney really beat the shit out of that dumb bitch Leisa…
Dude 2: Yep. Leisa deserved it for running her mouth about Courtney and other people she calls her friends. Skreet Justice has been served.
Dude 2: Yep. Leisa deserved it for running her mouth about Courtney and other people she calls her friends. Skreet Justice has been served.
Skreet Justice by Bitchcakes666 May 4, 2010
Sfreepster
One who is comfortable, and confident to speak freely when talking politics regardless of party affiliation.
Unlike some of the other political message boards, this message board sure does have a lot of sfreepsters posting in it.
Sfreepster by Detmurds August 21, 2008
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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