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A sketty greeb,
A girl usually about 10-15 years old,
Fake black hair,
Too much eyeliner that's not applied right,
Wears lots of black clothing,
Tries to look emo or "scene" but fails,
Pretends to be innocent, but smokes/drinks/does drugs and acts slutty by kissing/sleeping with as many guys as she can.
They are usually bisexual.
Think they're better than anyone else.
Person 1: I hate that girl chloe, she tries to be emo, first she steals my mates boyfriend away from her, now she's bragging about how much drugs she done and how many guys she got with yesterday.
Person 2: Ugh what a skreeb!
Skreeb by BMTHForever March 16, 2009
The fecal residue left behind when you can't get your butt crack completely clean. Butt skreeb is what causes skid marks in the underwear.
My butt skreeb realy left some foul skid marks this time.
Skreeb by JJ rooky rooky June 12, 2018
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Skeeblie 

The small pieces of poo left clinging to the toilet bowl after taking a nasty dump
Man you left a load of skeeblie's stuck to the bowl after taking that shit
Skeeblie by Chonggoman May 27, 2014

Skreet Justice 

When someone gets what’s coming to them in a not necessarily legal way.
Dude 1: Man, that chick Courtney really beat the shit out of that dumb bitch Leisa…

Dude 2: Yep. Leisa deserved it for running her mouth about Courtney and other people she calls her friends. Skreet Justice has been served.
n. the school of hard knocks, the ghetto, the place of no return, the drug dealers paradise, the lawless world of ruffians, the white man's fears and doubts all rolled into one, the place from which every famous rapper, convict and crackhead has allegedly spawned.
Guy 1: Yo mang, where'd you get your crack pipe?
Guy 2: From da skreets, mutha fucka.
skreets by Jon January 6, 2004

Screeble 

Small remnants of food found at the bottom of their own bags that aren't big enough to constitute as the original food but too big to qualify as mere crumbs.
(When finishing a bag of chips) "Do you want these screebles before I pour them directly to my mouth?"
Screeble by CeceKay January 5, 2017
1. noun

an ancient unit of measurement
2. noun

an overused insult
3. noun

name of the famous youtuber Trauma's fanbase
1. Sir, we are going 35 skleebz!

2. Ya dirty skleeb.

3. Welcome to the Skleebz Nation!
skleeb by Silent Stabber September 15, 2017
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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