A crypto platform created by a team of based, woke, red-pilled, autistic grandmasters. SKY holders are going to the moon in a lambo.
Synth: Let's do a Skycoin Coin Hours airdrop! It's Jan 2020 and I've got 10K CH to give away.
Sudo: 10K CH? That's $500,000! How kind joke is it?
Synth: I'm feeling generous since we reached a million Skyminers. Next SKY address gets the prize.
Eric: I got better shit to do than hear a 40-year-old talk shit on Telegram.
XYZ: 2EhoQ1mbLjJJSdoNewx4qMQNtZgmfNmBw6v
Sudo: Dammit Synth!!!
XYZ: Ram Ranch here I come, now I can afford to suck humungous cowboy cock for years!
Dude- my girlfriend gave me a "Skyjob" yesterday.
Friend- How was that?
Dude- Orgasmic! I thought my mind was going to explode. This is definitely better than a blumpkin!