Skycoin

A crypto platform created by a team of based, woke, red-pilled, autistic grandmasters. SKY holders are going to the moon in a lambo.

Synth: Let's do a Skycoin Coin Hours airdrop! It's Jan 2020 and I've got 10K CH to give away.
Sudo: 10K CH? That's $500,000! How kind joke is it?
Synth: I'm feeling generous since we reached a million Skyminers. Next SKY address gets the prize.
Eric: I got better shit to do than hear a 40-year-old talk shit on Telegram.
XYZ: 2EhoQ1mbLjJJSdoNewx4qMQNtZgmfNmBw6v
Sudo: Dammit Synth!!!
XYZ: Ram Ranch here I come, now I can afford to suck humungous cowboy cock for years!

Skycoin by Not Macrobusiness October 10, 2018

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Skycoin

The herald of a new era of internet.

Literally people putting antennas on their rooftops and servers in their homes for a government-spy-proof and data-harvesting-proof way of telling your loved ones exactly how many times you've watched Seabiscuit, starring Tobey Maguire without it being etched in the annals of alphabet agency recordkeeping.

"You've got Skycoin, right? Send me some coinhours to pay me back for that steak."
"Give me a couple of hours; my wallet should have generated enough by then."

Skycoin by ithinkivefoundit October 11, 2018

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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