Definitions by bossrossin
glass emporium
The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum
-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter?
- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!
- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!
glass emporium by bossrossin February 21, 2017
Skyjob
Dude- my girlfriend gave me a "Skyjob" yesterday.
Friend- How was that?
Dude- Orgasmic! I thought my mind was going to explode. This is definitely better than a blumpkin!
Friend- How was that?
Dude- Orgasmic! I thought my mind was going to explode. This is definitely better than a blumpkin!
Skyjob by bossrossin February 7, 2012