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When a muscular man is in the middle of a dance floor in a packed club, the sky job is the action of getting down on his knees and jerking off two guys at once while loudly exclaiming 'LET IT RAIN' over and over until he is soaked in their jizzum
Trevor went straight from the gym to the club last night and gave two randoms a sky job...he has massive jizz stains in his hair and on his shirt now
sky job by shamustheraper July 19, 2009
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The act where one person goes between two males and strokes both their penises at the same time in a skiing like motion. This can be performed by standing, sitting, or lying down.
Since there were two of us and we only had her for 15 more minutes, we asked for a skijob to save time and money.
Skijob by Ballz of STEEL April 26, 2011
The act of inserting the ring finger into the anus of a minor for not only pleasure, but to avoid statutory charges.
I went to have sex with my new girlfriend, but after I found out she was only 14, we had to settle with a skejob.
Skejob by markbel123 August 9, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026