Dude- my girlfriend gave me a "Skyjob" yesterday.
Friend- How was that?
Dude- Orgasmic! I thought my mind was going to explode. This is definitely better than a blumpkin!
Friend- How was that?
Dude- Orgasmic! I thought my mind was going to explode. This is definitely better than a blumpkin!
by bossrossin February 7, 2012
Get the Skyjob mug.When a muscular man is in the middle of a dance floor in a packed club, the sky job is the action of getting down on his knees and jerking off two guys at once while loudly exclaiming 'LET IT RAIN' over and over until he is soaked in their jizzum
Trevor went straight from the gym to the club last night and gave two randoms a sky job...he has massive jizz stains in his hair and on his shirt now
by shamustheraper July 19, 2009
Get the sky job mug.The act where one person goes between two males and strokes both their penises at the same time in a skiing like motion. This can be performed by standing, sitting, or lying down.
Since there were two of us and we only had her for 15 more minutes, we asked for a skijob to save time and money.
by Ballz of STEEL April 26, 2011
Get the Skijob mug.The act of inserting the ring finger into the anus of a minor for not only pleasure, but to avoid statutory charges.
I went to have sex with my new girlfriend, but after I found out she was only 14, we had to settle with a skejob.
by markbel123 August 9, 2012
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