skwimp

The person your crush likes that you think is absolute trash.

Ugh, Julie and her skwimp are at it again.

by Dolphin88 January 25, 2017

Swimpuku

Derived from the Japanese word Seppuku, to cut open your stomach; or Harakiri. Another word is Swimicide. Committing suicide by swimming to the death, or losing a relay against Rin Matsuoka.

Getting challenged by Matsuoka Rin to a relay, the loser must commit Swimpuku.

by HarukaNanase November 4, 2013

Swimporrhaphobia

The fear of aliens anatomically similar to worms coming into your room at exactly 12:32 AM and handing you a grilled cheese sandwich. People typically get over this fear by lighting torches while they sleep.

Person 1: Why did you have torches lit in your room at midnight last night?
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I suffer from a chronic case of swimporrhaphobia.

by The Swimporrhaphobics August 6, 2016

skwump

A word that sounds like an insult but doesn't really mean anything. Usually used instead of an insult

Trent, your such a skwump!

by sweg sweg man November 6, 2014

skimpy

article of clothing thats hoochie, small, short, or too tight.

damn, that girl's skirt is skimpy!

by tiff March 12, 2004

Skwomp

WHERE YOU HIT THE FUCKING FATTEST NUT EVER

"Bro, I fucking Skwomped all over my room last night"

by DADDY SKWOMP May 20, 2019

skrimps

Ghetto Ass way of saying 'shrimp'

"Im 'bout to go get me some skrimps and steak at Red Lobster"

by Yo mama June 5, 2003