skunkspit

When your asshole doesn't fart or shit, it just spits

"I took 2 grams of cocaine, now my ass won't stop skunkspitting!"

skunkspit by plu20nium May 6, 2026

Skunkupine

Literally, a fictional creature that is basically a skunk with porcupine quills. Metaphorically, it's a particularly difficult, stressful and painful situation that defies easy solutions.

Man, I wouldn't want to be President of the U.S. right now. It would be like like juggling several live, angry skunkupines.

Skunkupine by helamonster December 4, 2010

skankstitute

a skank that is like a prostitute

That bitch is a skankstitute.

skankstitute by Middletown Dave April 5, 2007

skunkpit

Really stinky armpits. The type of armpit stink that comes from some one who hasn't showered in twenty years, give or take.

Dylan has skunkpit!!!

skunkpit by Blooreguard Q. Kazoo October 18, 2009

sinkspitter 

an individual who performs fellatio until ejaculation and does not swallow the semen but instead abruptly leaves the room and runs to the bathroom sink to spit out the ejaculate.

My girlfriend is a sinkspitter because she does not swallow my cum.

sinkspitter by GangWarily June 1, 2006

skunktit 

When a guy jerks off and then wipes his jizz on car keys.

My dad skuntitted on his Lexus keys.

skunktit by sds October 2, 2004

spunkpit 

A flattering term used in reference to a member of the female gender.

Hello Tom you old fiddler, who's the new spunkpit?

spunkpit by Stu P March 17, 2003