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skunktit 

When a guy jerks off and then wipes his jizz on car keys.
My dad skuntitted on his Lexus keys.
skunktit by sds October 2, 2004
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spunkpit 

A flattering term used in reference to a member of the female gender.
Hello Tom you old fiddler, who's the new spunkpit?
spunkpit by Stu P March 17, 2003

skunkpickle 

A skunkpickle is something, or a situation, that sucks. Its kinda like saying 'i got shafted.' It can be used as an adjective or a noun. Revisions to this definitions are coming soon.... this word originated in my town, in the state of Connecticut (USA) by the way...
(Noun) : Wow, that is a skunkpickle (a crappy situation) !
(Adj) : Dude, that is skunkpickle...
skunkpickle by Johnny March 18, 2004
When your asshole doesn't fart or shit, it just spits
"I took 2 grams of cocaine, now my ass won't stop skunkspitting!"
skunkspit by plu20nium May 6, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026