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skunktit 

When a guy jerks off and then wipes his jizz on car keys.
My dad skuntitted on his Lexus keys.
skunktit by sds October 2, 2004
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spunkpit 

A flattering term used in reference to a member of the female gender.
Hello Tom you old fiddler, who's the new spunkpit?
spunkpit by Stu P March 17, 2003

skunkpickle 

A skunkpickle is something, or a situation, that sucks. Its kinda like saying 'i got shafted.' It can be used as an adjective or a noun. Revisions to this definitions are coming soon.... this word originated in my town, in the state of Connecticut (USA) by the way...
(Noun) : Wow, that is a skunkpickle (a crappy situation) !
(Adj) : Dude, that is skunkpickle...
skunkpickle by Johnny March 18, 2004
When your asshole doesn't fart or shit, it just spits
"I took 2 grams of cocaine, now my ass won't stop skunkspitting!"
skunkspit by plu20nium May 6, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026