Urban Dictionary: Definitions by plu20nium

Crème Fresh

"Scraped off some crème fresh after that goon sesh earlier."

"Was arguing with this guy, straight up cortisol molester ISTG!"

A person so huge and lumpy, you can't tell if those are man titties or woman titties

"HOLY SHIT! That big boy over there is polyflagulant!"

When your asshole doesn't fart or shit, it just spits

"I took 2 grams of cocaine, now my ass won't stop skunkspitting!"

when the fart is so pickled you can feel the lumps as it comes out

"Wow I just let loose a giant picklefart!"