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when you take a shit standing over the toilet without your knees bent
hey bro i just dropped a skribber, the splash back was epic.
skribber by SteveGuy March 16, 2011
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The Scribe 

The person in charge of documenting the activity that occurs in El Rey's Kingdom of Rustled Jimmies. They are often fired from their job or they quit every time they get aggravated with their boss.
The Scribe, known as Miss Katie Monumental, has been fired and quit her job for El Rey way too many times, but she liked working for trumpet playing kings.
The Scribe by Phil Beaurehumphery October 26, 2013

skibenes 

(n.) the most amzing race of people on the face of the planet. GOD->JESUS->SKIBENES->MANKIND. a step above the rest. males have large penis'. great in bed.
Oh shit, there goes a SKIBENES. I wish I was a SKIBENES.
skibenes by jjdidtiebuckle December 10, 2010

Cum Scribe

A scholarly expert at the art and history of cum; a slut.
My favourite kind of woman is a brainless cum scribe.
Cum Scribe by the $cuN>| April 23, 2008
a verb, 'to skrebes' pronounced 'skree-bus'. can be used to replace any verb in the english language to give it a humorous meaning.
ow she's been skrebesing around here all day! it's creeping me out!
(used in place of creeping)

god i'm so hungry i could skrebes a whole horse right now.
(used in place of eat)

I'm gonna skrebes you.
(used in place of i don't know what)
Skrebes by texting_while_driving April 19, 2009
Noun. A sharp or pointed tool used by graffiti artists to write their name (usually) in glass, plastic, or metal surfaces.

Graffiti artists usually use rocks, modified pens, razor blades, or other various hardware tools. Most scribers are custom made and modified.
Yo, I just made this new scriber from this stuff at the hardware store. It flows so nice!
scriber by SpoR July 26, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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