A strange,nomadic creature that migrated from Sweden's Norrland. Skribens can usually be found beating drums endlessly in dark caves, hidden far away from the ordinary humans that have infiltrated their homeland. The best way to identify a skriben is the foul, rotten kukost smell of their clothes, and also their nappy rastaflator(dreadlocks). The Skriben is the last remaining wild animal that Ted Nugent has yet to hunt down.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods