Skriben

A strange,nomadic creature that migrated from Sweden's Norrland. Skribens can usually be found beating drums endlessly in dark caves, hidden far away from the ordinary humans that have infiltrated their homeland. The best way to identify a skriben is the foul, rotten kukost smell of their clothes, and also their nappy rastaflator(dreadlocks). The Skriben is the last remaining wild animal that Ted Nugent has yet to hunt down.

Sonja the barbarian went out to Norrland to find herself a pet skriben.

by Viktis May 8, 2004

skibenes

(n.) the most amzing race of people on the face of the planet. GOD->JESUS->SKIBENES->MANKIND. a step above the rest. males have large penis'. great in bed.

Oh shit, there goes a SKIBENES. I wish I was a SKIBENES.

by jjdidtiebuckle December 10, 2010

skrien day

The day of mating

Guy 1: "Looking forward to Skrien Day?"
Guy 2: Yeah man, been looking forward to it all year"

by Cerberus Jack November 14, 2016

skribe

Somebody who has an unhealthy fascination with sheep.

Man, those newzelanders are skribe.

by baseboard.net July 29, 2003

skrivens

the little poops that just fall out when you think you only have to pee

Wow, I thought I only had to pee but then I found a bunch of skrivens in the toilet!

by MurphB October 24, 2010

Skrubenthusterbusterninethousand

The act of breaking someones ankles while dancing with both arms to your sides.

He said I was the kind of guy who eats the cereal first and drinks the milk after, so I gave him that skrubenthusterbusterninethousand!

by The man of define. April 13, 2022

Skribvner

Some one who skribvs.

That skribvner gave me an std!

by User01928475610384939373992 December 11, 2023