Skeevester

A very unattractive, creepy guy at bar, who lurks, watches, and looks for women to hit on. He is also the unattractive, creepy guy on the dance floor who will attempt to dance with you multiple times and never get the hint that you don't want to.

"Oh my god, that creepy guy keeps staring at us. What a skeevester!"

"That guy would not stop trying to dance with me. He is a total skeevester!"

by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009

skeenster

skeensterism is a great source of debate unfortunately now, as traitors are shown up. the official powers remain wiv the president (F.K), who may enrol or remove anyone from the list of skeensters. Another branch of skeensterism involves using the X configuration for MSN emo's, e.g LoololX, non-skeensters tend to use Loolol1.

An example of a non - skeenster (a traitor): "The numbers configuration is easier, I dont need to use my shift key for the X"

by Official President April 18, 2008

Skeetster

A person or thing, where somebody ejaculated on them at birth, or the creation of that product.

Skeetsters are usually annoying and gay.

That dude over their is a skeetster!

Micheal Phelps is a skeetster, because he got caught smoking weed.

by Straight_Up_ Skeezy April 7, 2009

Skeevesies

When two groups or people have come to an agreement, or are now equal.

Rory: You sir, owe me one dollar.
Kyle: Here you are, we skeevesies?
Rory: Word.

by Alrad November 4, 2009

selvester

a cat that can talk also steve cashes pet who is addicted to catnip

steve: SELVESTER
selvester: WHAT
steve: WHY IS THERE A TORN UP BAG OF CATNIP

by Forest337 February 5, 2022

Skeenster

Someone who likes to use the word Skeen, more dedicated followers like to extend this and add a K to the S even in other words.

People who like to use words like Skeen or Skorry may like ot be known as Skeensters.

by Ibn Abdullah July 5, 2007

Skeester

Women, when they are being so damn trivial! They never know what it is that they want, and/or they just do some shit you dont agree with. This makes them a skeester.

Bob: "Damn, my girlfriend is such a skeester!"

John: "Why what did she do, now?"

Ben: "She told me she wanted a quick f*ck, and i laid down the business. Then after, she said it was so intimate that we made love. I said it was just a quick f*ck, and now we're on a break."

John: "Dumb ass skeester."

by MrszCannon June 14, 2010