sklork

extreme combination of a slut/skank/whore

Jim: Yo Sam, you should totally date that chick!
Sam: No dude, she's a total sklork. I'm pretty sure she got impregnated last night by like 24 guys
Jim: Damn, what a sklork!

by MJ Bailes October 1, 2013

sklonklish

Crummy, cruddy, crappy, or otherwise not very good.

This made-up term, intended as a spoof of teenage slang of the day, was first used the the 1947 RKO motion picture, "The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer" starring Cary Grant, Myrna Loy, and Shirley Temple. In the opening scene, when a maid wakes teenager Susan Turner, played by Temple, she protests being woken, saying "But, Bessie, I feel absolutely sklonklish." Moments later, when Bessie relates the conversation to Susan's older sister, Judge Margaret Turner, played by Loy, the sister says, "Next time she tells you she feels sklonklish, you tell her not to be a clunk."

The cold autumn rain had Jimmy feeling sklonklish, but once he got to Susie's house the hot apple cider and pleasant company quickly cheered him up.

by cmadler September 26, 2010

slork

a verb describing the way a bite of tofu travels through the mouth--a sliding motion created by saliva, gravity, and low viscosity.

"Oh man, that big bite of tofu just slorked through my mouth."

by slorkerml123 December 19, 2008

slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

by Kuuler September 26, 2004

Sklor

(adj)A combination of the words skank, slut, and whore all in one.

"Man, that girl is such a sklor."

by V-niz January 22, 2008

Splorkblats

Breasts.

Donna has nice splorkblats.

by Morck March 31, 2009

Sklore

Skank, slut, and whore combined.

damn, Britney Spears is such a sklore

by Josh November 30, 2003