Slork

1) the combination of the three words slut,whore, and skank
2) when someone has done such slutty whoreish and skankish acts that the use of a single one of those words does not completely encompass their dispicable acts
3) someone who may have done just a few unspeakable sexual acts at this time but in the near future will a total slork

related words: skank whore slut

"Did you here about all the nasty things that girl you used to know on the swim team has been doing?"

me-"no I haven't heard anything since i've graduated"

them "well she's slept with like everybody in her grade, she's such slork now"

by Madel April 13, 2010

Slork

A person that has stolen or steals other people's partners.

"You're such a slork."

"He slorked off with my girlfriend!"

"Stop slorking around."

by HannahShortt February 15, 2009

Slork

The combination of the words slut, skank, and whore.

Becky: "Geez, Kim was all over Mike tonight at the movies! And she still has a boyfriend!"

Claire: "Ew! What a Slork!"

by Claireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee September 01, 2006

Slork

A slut, whore and skank all in one. The ultimate BITCH.

Janice Dickinson is a major SLORK.

by anti-slork July 01, 2009

slork

a verb describing the way a bite of tofu travels through the mouth--a sliding motion created by saliva, gravity, and low viscosity.

"Oh man, that big bite of tofu just slorked through my mouth."

by slorkerml123 December 12, 2008

slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

by Kuuler September 26, 2004

Slorking

When your life is nothing but a seamless transition between sleeping and working, sleeping and working, you are slorking.

I gotta fini...sh... (face slumps to table for five minutes, then jerks upward) ...the project. *slorking*

by Yitayningwut August 17, 2015