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sklonklish 

Crummy, cruddy, crappy, or otherwise not very good.

This made-up term, intended as a spoof of teenage slang of the day, was first used the the 1947 RKO motion picture, "The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer" starring Cary Grant, Myrna Loy, and Shirley Temple. In the opening scene, when a maid wakes teenager Susan Turner, played by Temple, she protests being woken, saying "But, Bessie, I feel absolutely sklonklish." Moments later, when Bessie relates the conversation to Susan's older sister, Judge Margaret Turner, played by Loy, the sister says, "Next time she tells you she feels sklonklish, you tell her not to be a clunk."
The cold autumn rain had Jimmy feeling sklonklish, but once he got to Susie's house the hot apple cider and pleasant company quickly cheered him up.
sklonklish by cmadler September 26, 2010
Related Words
sklonk • sklonklish • Skronk • slonk • shlonk • Skonka • skonk • slonky • sklunk • Slonked
Used by Gang weeders as an alternative term for smoking marijuana.
"just slonked some Gang weed epic style..now time to rise up,"
Slonk by hgfjmhtf September 18, 2018
An especially sallacious woman who is prone to engaging in activities typically refused by the average skank, e.g. wearing a trashbag decorated with cum while giving Jared Leto a rim job
Dood, check out the girl giving Robin Williams a handy in the car wash! What a skonk!
Skonk by skonkx7 December 12, 2010

Skronkil 

The burning sensation in your anus after taking a diarrhea. Often very painful, but eventually goes away after a few minutes.
When the sun rises, and I use to facilities, I predict a major wave of skronkil.
Skronkil by Skanago:g January 4, 2015

skronkcore 

referes to a situation where a person (usually a 6 ft sigma beast female in STEM) devours protein shake and noodles (preferably out of a dog bowl) for 6 weeks straight.

skronkers is the term usually used for these legendary mythic beast that follow their alleged leader "the Skronkinator".
-"Dad! please come play ball with me !! we havn't seen you in weeks!!"
-"no son, i must commit to the skronkcore"
skronkcore by pineapple9 August 11, 2023
A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.
Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.
shlonky by jeru411 October 12, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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