sklerg

a real chill nonchalant dude that really don't gaf of what others think cus he jus like that fr

Person 1: "Man Alexander is just a real sklerger, he really is just there and I fuck with him for that"
Person 2: "I know, dude, I wish I was a sklerger!"

by cumballs156 September 6, 2023

Skleg

A mixture of sket and slag

That girl over there is a skleg

by LOWKEY_SKLEG February 19, 2019

ferkern slergert

Pronounced (fer•GEN SLER•gert)

A polite, undercover way to say "fucking slut," used around parents or guardians who don't like the use of cuss words

Reese told Gracie that Celia was being a uge ferkern slergert.

by thanksbye_ August 8, 2017

Skwergle

The act of doing separate nothings with someone at the same time while staying in close contact.

What did you do this weekend? "We just skwergled all weekend. He was on Borderlands while I played Animal Crossing. We never left the couch. It was amazing!"

by SassyMcPhee August 10, 2020

Splergio

A Splergio is a man who is so good at sex that he can make a girl cum within 1 minute of sex. She will splurg all over the place, and the man will lay down satisfied, covered in bodily fluid, knowing that he is a Splergio.

Lina: Did you have sex with John the other night?
Sara: If you could call it that! I only lasted 40 seconds, he's such a Splergio.

by contactonthesmash44 November 27, 2017

Sclergy

To be moist with gravy

Ex.
My pants became sclergy when my wife scared the gravy boat off my lap.

by Crack-attack-mack March 21, 2019

Splerg

Meaning to ejaculate

Dude, last night i accidently splerged all over my sheets.

by Jheilman July 3, 2005