Skleg

A mixture of sket and slag

That girl over there is a skleg

by LOWKEY_SKLEG February 19, 2019

skleg

a fuckboi that sends nudes and dick pics with his pimply willy

Girl one: Omg, Barry went fully skleg on me, not a surprise though.

Girl two: Oooh skleg skleg in the dm

Girl three: SKLEG SKLEG

by NoongaNoongaboi March 5, 2017

Sklepping

The act of going shopping at a Polish Shop; from the phrase Polski Sklep

Person 1: Would you mind unloading the dishwasher for me?

Person 2: I'll do that at some point today, but I've got to go sklepping first: we're all out of pierogi!

by Founder's Dining Whore May 26, 2018

skleert

A fluid word that means anything you want it to mean.

Skleert in my mother yucking mouth!

by TheSkleerter December 2, 2016

skelgel

Waterless hand sanitizer.

Skell is a term commonly used for people on the wrong side of the law that don't bathe often. Gel is the hand cleaner you can use when there is no water or soap available.

We had an unusually nasty skell and I couldn't get enough skelgel lathered on; I think I may have to shower in it.

Do you have any skelgel, I'm all out?

by blue blood gal July 5, 2009

skeegress

An Italian woman with the following traits:
-Bitchy
-Sadistic
-Double Crossing
-Loud
-Complaining
-Fake
-Harsh
-Cunt

-Derived from the term "Spaghetti Negress"

********* WARNING***********

Skeegresses appear to be beautiful on the outside (hot as fuck) So beware, for the greater the hotness, the darker the soul!

Alternative names:
- Guidette
- Hot Bitch
- Skiglet (Young Italian cunt)
-Melissa

"You've been hit by, you've struck by, a fucking skeegress"

"Your girlfriend is such a skeegress"

"Hey, your mom is a cunt...is she a skeegress"

"Dam shes hot, too bad shes shes a skeegress"

by Mast A. Swirl December 20, 2009

Skleeted

A State of disorientation, often associated with the use of drugs and alcohol.

"Hey i just smoked a blizz with the Tragic Allies and got FUCKING SKLEETED!"

by Fuge September 2, 2007