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A mixture of sket and slag
That girl over there is a skleg
Skleg by LOWKEY_SKLEG February 19, 2019
Words you can keep
a fuckboi that sends nudes and dick pics with his pimply willy
Girl one: Omg, Barry went fully skleg on me, not a surprise though.

Girl two: Oooh skleg skleg in the dm

Girl three: SKLEG SKLEG
skleg by NoongaNoongaboi March 5, 2017
Related Words
skleg skeg Shlegs skeggs Skeggle skleet Skeeg Skeggy Skegness sklee

Sklepping 

The act of going shopping at a Polish Shop; from the phrase Polski Sklep
Person 1: Would you mind unloading the dishwasher for me?

Person 2: I'll do that at some point today, but I've got to go sklepping first: we're all out of pierogi!
A fluid word that means anything you want it to mean.
Skleert in my mother yucking mouth!
skleert by TheSkleerter December 2, 2016
Waterless hand sanitizer.

Skell is a term commonly used for people on the wrong side of the law that don't bathe often. Gel is the hand cleaner you can use when there is no water or soap available.
We had an unusually nasty skell and I couldn't get enough skelgel lathered on; I think I may have to shower in it.

Do you have any skelgel, I'm all out?
skelgel by blue blood gal July 5, 2009

skeegress 

An Italian woman with the following traits:
-Bitchy
-Sadistic
-Double Crossing
-Loud
-Complaining
-Fake
-Harsh
-Cunt

-Derived from the term "Spaghetti Negress"

********* WARNING***********

Skeegresses appear to be beautiful on the outside (hot as fuck) So beware, for the greater the hotness, the darker the soul!

Alternative names:
- Guidette
- Hot Bitch
- Skiglet (Young Italian cunt)
-Melissa
"You've been hit by, you've struck by, a fucking skeegress"

"Your girlfriend is such a skeegress"

"Hey, your mom is a cunt...is she a skeegress"

"Dam shes hot, too bad shes shes a skeegress"
skeegress by Mast A. Swirl December 20, 2009
A State of disorientation, often associated with the use of drugs and alcohol.
"Hey i just smoked a blizz with the Tragic Allies and got FUCKING SKLEETED!"
Skleeted by Fuge September 2, 2007
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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