Splergio

A Splergio is a man who is so good at sex that he can make a girl cum within 1 minute of sex. She will splurg all over the place, and the man will lay down satisfied, covered in bodily fluid, knowing that he is a Splergio.

Lina: Did you have sex with John the other night?
Sara: If you could call it that! I only lasted 40 seconds, he's such a Splergio.

by contactonthesmash44 November 27, 2017

splurgious

Prone to splurge.

We just got paid so I'm feeling very splurgious. Let's order dessert.

by Wordy Wordsley December 1, 2016

splurgio

The act of being splurged by a sexual acts.

I had a splurgio night last night and can't move my legs.

by choco1 April 19, 2010

splergiffy

When musicians must give an excuse,but not having a proper answer

Why are you late to practice? Well you see splergiffy.

Why don't you have your music? Because splergiffy

by John Shizowski January 27, 2022