A human being that is naturally very inclined toward smashing their own body or the limbs of their own body into another living human body.
The baby was still just a tiny skerg, clinging to his mother's hip, hanging out there as if there were no other important business in the world besides skerging.
by Adrienne Beatty August 29, 2007
A word concocted by two skergeons in late 2008, describing a situation where in which a person called for a sexual favor on a Tuesday does not execute said favor until the following Wednesday. The man who received the call patiently waits for the woman to arrive, where upon answering his door, he unexpectedly, or expectantly, expresses his eagerness with physical combustion.
Woman: Hey, do you want to get together later?
Man: Yes, I would greatly appreciate such an encounter. My Tuesday is quite dull and bland today.
Woman: Excellent, you should be expecting me.
The following day:
Woman rings door bell, or knocks.
Man answers door.
Skerge!
Man: Yes, I would greatly appreciate such an encounter. My Tuesday is quite dull and bland today.
Woman: Excellent, you should be expecting me.
The following day:
Woman rings door bell, or knocks.
Man answers door.
Skerge!
by Skergeon MD December 11, 2008
The art of following a fat person riding thier bike waiting for them to get off then sniffing and licking the sadle.
Cor had a good skerge earlier the saddle was still warm.
As peter followed his next skerging vicyim he was unaware that she was wearing tenor lady soaking up the valuable sweat and juices.
As peter followed his next skerging vicyim he was unaware that she was wearing tenor lady soaking up the valuable sweat and juices.
by Ashley Millman April 25, 2007