A sklenk is one of those times when you go to make number two and all that comes out is a wet beige bubble. You know there should be more, but it's just not coming out. The smaller the bubble feels, the wetter it will turn out to be.
by clivesbignight April 26, 2011
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This made-up term, intended as a spoof of teenage slang of the day, was first used the the 1947 RKO motion picture, "The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer" starring Cary Grant, Myrna Loy, and Shirley Temple. In the opening scene, when a maid wakes teenager Susan Turner, played by Temple, she protests being woken, saying "But, Bessie, I feel absolutely sklonklish." Moments later, when Bessie relates the conversation to Susan's older sister, Judge Margaret Turner, played by Loy, the sister says, "Next time she tells you she feels sklonklish, you tell her not to be a clunk."
This made-up term, intended as a spoof of teenage slang of the day, was first used the the 1947 RKO motion picture, "The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer" starring Cary Grant, Myrna Loy, and Shirley Temple. In the opening scene, when a maid wakes teenager Susan Turner, played by Temple, she protests being woken, saying "But, Bessie, I feel absolutely sklonklish." Moments later, when Bessie relates the conversation to Susan's older sister, Judge Margaret Turner, played by Loy, the sister says, "Next time she tells you she feels sklonklish, you tell her not to be a clunk."
The cold autumn rain had Jimmy feeling sklonklish, but once he got to Susie's house the hot apple cider and pleasant company quickly cheered him up.
by cmadler September 26, 2010
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Basically someone who everyone wants to be friends with and is just perfect.
Basically someone who everyone wants to be friends with and is just perfect.
Person One: She's amazing I wish I could be friends with her.
Person Two: I know she's just so slenky!
Person Two: I know she's just so slenky!
by Sheepyyy February 22, 2013
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Refers to something slimy, sneaky, and funny. Very edgy.
Refers to something slimy, sneaky, and funny. Very edgy.
Ha! Sklek.
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by DANNY DREAD February 25, 2008
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“Dude, Alysha looks so hot with red hair, I heard she’s an easy slut too.”
“Bro, stay FAR AWAY. That girl is a well known sklank!”
“Bro, stay FAR AWAY. That girl is a well known sklank!”
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