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sklonklish 

Crummy, cruddy, crappy, or otherwise not very good.

This made-up term, intended as a spoof of teenage slang of the day, was first used the the 1947 RKO motion picture, "The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer" starring Cary Grant, Myrna Loy, and Shirley Temple. In the opening scene, when a maid wakes teenager Susan Turner, played by Temple, she protests being woken, saying "But, Bessie, I feel absolutely sklonklish." Moments later, when Bessie relates the conversation to Susan's older sister, Judge Margaret Turner, played by Loy, the sister says, "Next time she tells you she feels sklonklish, you tell her not to be a clunk."
The cold autumn rain had Jimmy feeling sklonklish, but once he got to Susie's house the hot apple cider and pleasant company quickly cheered him up.
sklonklish by cmadler September 26, 2010
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A way to describe someone whose really beautiful and clever. They're often funny, caring and one of the most sought after people.

Basically someone who everyone wants to be friends with and is just perfect.
Person One: She's amazing I wish I could be friends with her.

Person Two: I know she's just so slenky!
Slenky by Sheepyyy February 22, 2013
A cross between a Skank and a Slut. Usually used to describe a dirty bitch you see at the mall.
Jack: "Hahaha check out that Sklank over there!"
Troy: "I'd tap that!"
Jack: "..."
sklank by DrJackMcLovell September 7, 2005
A mix of "Lel," its derivative "Kek," and "Snek," which is a derivative of Snake.

Refers to something slimy, sneaky, and funny. Very edgy.
Ha! Sklek.
Sklek by julozzoned January 20, 2019
another word for dj, selecta,
"selenky wheel" dj rewind that track!
SELENKY by DANNY DREAD February 25, 2008
A mix between a slut and a skank that forms the ultimate hoe hybrid. Has zero talents and offers nothing to the world aside from her vagina. Complains about depression while advocating drugs. Never makes sense but is completely un-self aware to the point where it’s humorous. Dyes hair purple or red. Mentally indistinguishable from a 5th grader
“Dude, Alysha looks so hot with red hair, I heard she’s an easy slut too.”

“Bro, stay FAR AWAY. That girl is a well known sklank!”
Sklank by ImTheManINeverLose May 31, 2019