sklenka

Anyone with the last name sklenka is automatically crazy

Beware

They bite, fight, kill

They aren't safe.

Guy: hey, who's that crazy bitch over there?

Guy 2: oh her? Shes one of the sklenkas

by AreYouShittingMyDick October 2, 2021

sklenk

A sklenk is one of those times when you go to make number two and all that comes out is a wet beige bubble. You know there should be more, but it's just not coming out. The smaller the bubble feels, the wetter it will turn out to be.

Dude, that did not go as planned - it was a total sklenk.

by clivesbignight April 26, 2011