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Skjöldr
GAAHH! OHH, YES! IT IS I, SKJÖLDR, FIRST KING OF DENMARK AND PURVEYOR OF CHAOS. I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO THIS BOY'S FRAGILE, FAT BODY, FOR MANY REASONS, ONE OF THEM BEING THAT HE BECAME TOO SWEATY TO CONTROL HIS OWN PSYCHE, AND I WAS ABLE TO SLIP IN AND TAKE OVER. THANKFULLY, I CAME AT THE RIGHT TIME, AS I AM HERE TO DEVOUR CHAOS AND CONFUSION, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME I'LL FIND PLENTY OF BOTH IN THESE SO-CALLED, "PRANK VIDEOS"!
Skjöldr by that motherfuckin like button April 20, 2018
skiourakic
skiourakic by Όμορφος μπαμπάς February 19, 2021
skiop
Exclamation of affirmation/excitement; replaces verbs, nouns, and/or adjectives usually associated with hanging out or things that are radical
"Yo, Scooby! You wanna skiop later tonight?" "Skiop, let's get it!
" Skiop? "" Skiop." = (" Hang?""For sure.")
Or
"I just found a hundred dollars on the ground!" "Skiop!"
"I gotta hit up a funeral." "Oh that's not very skiop."
" Skiop? "" Skiop." = (" Hang?""For sure.")
Or
"I just found a hundred dollars on the ground!" "Skiop!"
"I gotta hit up a funeral." "Oh that's not very skiop."
skiop by JohnnyVanella March 13, 2019
skio
skio by carla harris December 11, 2003
SKIJORDUE
skēˈjôr’d(y)o͞o/
NOUN: skijordue; plural noun: *skijordues
A sport or recreation activity combining skijoring and fonduing. Generally engaged in by a bewildering genre and generation spanning mix of rugged cowboys, gnar freeriders, steazy bros, and fringy fur clad fashionistas united by cheese, adrenaline addiction and mad style.
*also refers to Skijordue event entry fees
VERB: skijordue; 3rd person present: skijordues; past tense: **skijordued; past participle: **skijordued; gerund or present participle: skijorduing
To skijordue.
**not to be confused with Skijordude, a participant in Skijordue
NOUN: skijordue; plural noun: *skijordues
A sport or recreation activity combining skijoring and fonduing. Generally engaged in by a bewildering genre and generation spanning mix of rugged cowboys, gnar freeriders, steazy bros, and fringy fur clad fashionistas united by cheese, adrenaline addiction and mad style.
*also refers to Skijordue event entry fees
VERB: skijordue; 3rd person present: skijordues; past tense: **skijordued; past participle: **skijordued; gerund or present participle: skijorduing
To skijordue.
**not to be confused with Skijordude, a participant in Skijordue
Fashionista to cowboy “I can’t come to the rodeo today I have to brush out my yeti boots so they look sleek for Skijordue tomorrow.”
* Cowboy to steazy bro: “I paid our skijordues so wax your board punk.”
Gnar freerider to cowboy: “Nice horse man, do you skijordue?’
**Fashionista: “Wow there are so many hot skijordudes here”
* Cowboy to steazy bro: “I paid our skijordues so wax your board punk.”
Gnar freerider to cowboy: “Nice horse man, do you skijordue?’
**Fashionista: “Wow there are so many hot skijordudes here”
Skjong
Extremely annoying pupil. Tends to be a brownnose and kiss every teacher's ass. A Skjong will state the obvious, even if it involves repeating what the teacher just said. Needless to say, he is a frekkin prick! Someone oughtta kick his ass. I'm pretty sure someone in my class is gonna do it ne time now. I can't wait! I h8 him SO MUCH!!
<Pupil A> OMFG! Someone please kick that Skjong's ass!
<Pupil B> No Wai! I'm not touching that zarking brownnose with a 12 foot pole!
<Pupil A> Skjong! STFU already!
<Teacher> Anyone know the answer to this question?
<Skjong> Isn't it <insert random stupid answer here>
<Teacher> No, it's <insert correct answer here>. You suck Skjong!
<Skjong> Ofc. Thats what i meant
<Pupil B> No Wai! I'm not touching that zarking brownnose with a 12 foot pole!
<Pupil A> Skjong! STFU already!
<Teacher> Anyone know the answer to this question?
<Skjong> Isn't it <insert random stupid answer here>
<Teacher> No, it's <insert correct answer here>. You suck Skjong!
<Skjong> Ofc. Thats what i meant
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026