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Skjöldr
GAAHH! OHH, YES! IT IS I, SKJÖLDR, FIRST KING OF DENMARK AND PURVEYOR OF CHAOS. I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO THIS BOY'S FRAGILE, FAT BODY, FOR MANY REASONS, ONE OF THEM BEING THAT HE BECAME TOO SWEATY TO CONTROL HIS OWN PSYCHE, AND I WAS ABLE TO SLIP IN AND TAKE OVER. THANKFULLY, I CAME AT THE RIGHT TIME, AS I AM HERE TO DEVOUR CHAOS AND CONFUSION, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME I'LL FIND PLENTY OF BOTH IN THESE SO-CALLED, "PRANK VIDEOS"!
Skjöldr by that motherfuckin like button April 20, 2018
skiourakic
skiourakic by Όμορφος μπαμπάς February 19, 2021
skiop
Exclamation of affirmation/excitement; replaces verbs, nouns, and/or adjectives usually associated with hanging out or things that are radical
"Yo, Scooby! You wanna skiop later tonight?" "Skiop, let's get it!
" Skiop? "" Skiop." = (" Hang?""For sure.")
Or
"I just found a hundred dollars on the ground!" "Skiop!"
"I gotta hit up a funeral." "Oh that's not very skiop."
" Skiop? "" Skiop." = (" Hang?""For sure.")
Or
"I just found a hundred dollars on the ground!" "Skiop!"
"I gotta hit up a funeral." "Oh that's not very skiop."
skiop by JohnnyVanella March 13, 2019
skio
skio by carla harris December 11, 2003
SKIJORDUE
skēˈjôr’d(y)o͞o/
NOUN: skijordue; plural noun: *skijordues
A sport or recreation activity combining skijoring and fonduing. Generally engaged in by a bewildering genre and generation spanning mix of rugged cowboys, gnar freeriders, steazy bros, and fringy fur clad fashionistas united by cheese, adrenaline addiction and mad style.
*also refers to Skijordue event entry fees
VERB: skijordue; 3rd person present: skijordues; past tense: **skijordued; past participle: **skijordued; gerund or present participle: skijorduing
To skijordue.
**not to be confused with Skijordude, a participant in Skijordue
NOUN: skijordue; plural noun: *skijordues
A sport or recreation activity combining skijoring and fonduing. Generally engaged in by a bewildering genre and generation spanning mix of rugged cowboys, gnar freeriders, steazy bros, and fringy fur clad fashionistas united by cheese, adrenaline addiction and mad style.
*also refers to Skijordue event entry fees
VERB: skijordue; 3rd person present: skijordues; past tense: **skijordued; past participle: **skijordued; gerund or present participle: skijorduing
To skijordue.
**not to be confused with Skijordude, a participant in Skijordue
Fashionista to cowboy “I can’t come to the rodeo today I have to brush out my yeti boots so they look sleek for Skijordue tomorrow.”
* Cowboy to steazy bro: “I paid our skijordues so wax your board punk.”
Gnar freerider to cowboy: “Nice horse man, do you skijordue?’
**Fashionista: “Wow there are so many hot skijordudes here”
* Cowboy to steazy bro: “I paid our skijordues so wax your board punk.”
Gnar freerider to cowboy: “Nice horse man, do you skijordue?’
**Fashionista: “Wow there are so many hot skijordudes here”
Skjong
Extremely annoying pupil. Tends to be a brownnose and kiss every teacher's ass. A Skjong will state the obvious, even if it involves repeating what the teacher just said. Needless to say, he is a frekkin prick! Someone oughtta kick his ass. I'm pretty sure someone in my class is gonna do it ne time now. I can't wait! I h8 him SO MUCH!!
<Pupil A> OMFG! Someone please kick that Skjong's ass!
<Pupil B> No Wai! I'm not touching that zarking brownnose with a 12 foot pole!
<Pupil A> Skjong! STFU already!
<Teacher> Anyone know the answer to this question?
<Skjong> Isn't it <insert random stupid answer here>
<Teacher> No, it's <insert correct answer here>. You suck Skjong!
<Skjong> Ofc. Thats what i meant
<Pupil B> No Wai! I'm not touching that zarking brownnose with a 12 foot pole!
<Pupil A> Skjong! STFU already!
<Teacher> Anyone know the answer to this question?
<Skjong> Isn't it <insert random stupid answer here>
<Teacher> No, it's <insert correct answer here>. You suck Skjong!
<Skjong> Ofc. Thats what i meant