Skjong

Extremely annoying pupil. Tends to be a brownnose and kiss every teacher's ass. A Skjong will state the obvious, even if it involves repeating what the teacher just said. Needless to say, he is a frekkin prick! Someone oughtta kick his ass. I'm pretty sure someone in my class is gonna do it ne time now. I can't wait! I h8 him SO MUCH!!

<Pupil A> OMFG! Someone please kick that Skjong's ass!
<Pupil B> No Wai! I'm not touching that zarking brownnose with a 12 foot pole!
<Pupil A> Skjong! STFU already!

<Teacher> Anyone know the answer to this question?
<Skjong> Isn't it <insert random stupid answer here>
<Teacher> No, it's <insert correct answer here>. You suck Skjong!
<Skjong> Ofc. Thats what i meant

by MacOrange February 1, 2008

Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye

Leaving or turning of your computer without any warning.

Knut: "....."
"discord disconnect noise"
(This is a Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye)

by Tob03 April 10, 2023

skong

A skirt thong combination.

She was wearing a lacy skong.

by Mellie R. August 12, 2006

Skrong

Skrong is more a way of life than anything; it can't be summarized in a definition. Skrong is when you hit you pipe way too hard and you get where you need to be. Skrong is when you wake up and you see you have 10 more minutes to sleep. Skrong is when your homie brings home a handle of vodka; and is willing to share. Skrong is life. Skrong is what we should all be. Without skrong, we would no longer exist. Skrong makes life worth living. Skrong is a refreshing splash of water when you are thirsty. Skrong is the friend that helps you up when you fall down. Sometimes in life, its hard to get back on the horse; but skrong will always be there to pick you up when you have fallen.

Tmanstom is skrong as fuck.

by Skrong Life July 24, 2014

Skrong

Jameis Winston for 'Strong'. Used while rallying teammates.

(See Also: 'We Flo' State!)

"I looked at em and I said 'Are you skrong?' dey said 'I skrong if you skrong' so I said 'I guess we skrong then!'"

by stompiee October 11, 2016

skongdeciels

When someone is mad at you and asks you not to say anything, this word is of godly powers and will instantly make you an alpha gamer compared to the mad and measly peasant

peasant: don’t say a word
god like being: Skongdeciels

by DootMcSc00t April 23, 2020

Skrong

Basically a mis-pronunciation of the word "strong".

The first half of the company name SkrongLite.

My feet are skrong!

by Unimog October 18, 2010