Skjold

A small place near Haugesund, on the west coast of Norway

I live in Skjold
Skjold is a beatiful place!

by Helge Børresen April 9, 2005

Skjold

A beatiful person who is just awesome and likes Tacos & Nachos

I like Skjold, He always gives me Tacos

by Obama123 April 7, 2017

Skjöldr

First king of Denmark, purveyor of chaos.

GAAHH! OHH, YES! IT IS I, SKJÖLDR, FIRST KING OF DENMARK AND PURVEYOR OF CHAOS. I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO THIS BOY'S FRAGILE, FAT BODY, FOR MANY REASONS, ONE OF THEM BEING THAT HE BECAME TOO SWEATY TO CONTROL HIS OWN PSYCHE, AND I WAS ABLE TO SLIP IN AND TAKE OVER. THANKFULLY, I CAME AT THE RIGHT TIME, AS I AM HERE TO DEVOUR CHAOS AND CONFUSION, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME I'LL FIND PLENTY OF BOTH IN THESE SO-CALLED, "PRANK VIDEOS"!

by that motherfuckin like button April 20, 2018

Sköldpadda

It's Swedish for "Turtle"...that's it.
However, the "sk" is not pronounced /sk/ (i.e. how it's spelled)
it is instead pronounced as the "voiceless velar fricative" /sj/ or /ɧ/ which sounds more like an "h"

Therefore making it sound similar to "Huldpadda" with the "H" in the back of the throat.

Some Swede: "Jag har en sköldpadda."
Some American: "Bro, wut does that mean?"
Some Swede: "It means, 'I have a turtle'."

also some Swede: "Jag tycker om sköldpaddor!"
also some American: "Bruh..."
some Swede: "It means, 'I like turtles'."

by Serious Definitions March 31, 2019

Tim Skold

Tim Skold is the Coolest person EVER. He was in Shotgun Messiah, Skold (Solo artist), (Worked With) KMFDM, MDFMK, OhGr, and Marilyn Manson.

Tim Skold rocks my socks with his awesome Swedish-ness and sick hair.

by Nospmoht fetS February 9, 2005

Skold

A solo project by Tim Skold, former member of Kingpin, Shotgun Messiah, KMFDM, MDFMK, and currently a member of Marilyn Manson.

The tracklisting for his 1996 selftitled release "Skold" is as follows:
1.) Chaos
2.) Remember
3.) PAMF
4.) Neverland
5.) Void
6.) Dust to Dust
7.) Anything
8.) Hail Mary
9.) Devil Inside
10.) Shut Up

Hey man, have you heard this Skold CD?

by CHKilroy June 27, 2006

Tim Skold

Tim Skold, the current bass player for Marilyn Manson. His previous bands included KMFDM, Shotgun Messiah and the like. He also known by leg-humping Twiggy Ramirez fans and "old skool" Manson fans as the "bastard that replaced Twiggy Ramirez".

Yes, Twiggy was an excellent contribution to the band, but those eras are over with, so except Tim Skold already!

by Kerianna June 11, 2006