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A small place near Haugesund, on the west coast of Norway
I live in Skjold
Skjold is a beatiful place!
Skjold by Helge Børresen April 9, 2005
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A beatiful person who is just awesome and likes Tacos & Nachos
I like Skjold, He always gives me Tacos
Skjold by Obama123 April 7, 2017
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First king of Denmark, purveyor of chaos.
GAAHH! OHH, YES! IT IS I, SKJÖLDR, FIRST KING OF DENMARK AND PURVEYOR OF CHAOS. I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO THIS BOY'S FRAGILE, FAT BODY, FOR MANY REASONS, ONE OF THEM BEING THAT HE BECAME TOO SWEATY TO CONTROL HIS OWN PSYCHE, AND I WAS ABLE TO SLIP IN AND TAKE OVER. THANKFULLY, I CAME AT THE RIGHT TIME, AS I AM HERE TO DEVOUR CHAOS AND CONFUSION, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME I'LL FIND PLENTY OF BOTH IN THESE SO-CALLED, "PRANK VIDEOS"!

Sköldpadda 

It's Swedish for "Turtle"...that's it.
However, the "sk" is not pronounced /sk/ (i.e. how it's spelled)
it is instead pronounced as the "voiceless velar fricative" /sj/ or /ɧ/ which sounds more like an "h"

Therefore making it sound similar to "Huldpadda" with the "H" in the back of the throat.
Some Swede: "Jag har en sköldpadda."
Some American: "Bro, wut does that mean?"
Some Swede: "It means, 'I have a turtle'."

also some Swede: "Jag tycker om sköldpaddor!"
also some American: "Bruh..."
some Swede: "It means, 'I like turtles'."

Tim Skold 

Tim Skold is the Coolest person EVER. He was in Shotgun Messiah, Skold (Solo artist), (Worked With) KMFDM, MDFMK, OhGr, and Marilyn Manson.
Tim Skold rocks my socks with his awesome Swedish-ness and sick hair.
Tim Skold by Nospmoht fetS February 9, 2005
A solo project by Tim Skold, former member of Kingpin, Shotgun Messiah, KMFDM, MDFMK, and currently a member of Marilyn Manson.

The tracklisting for his 1996 selftitled release "Skold" is as follows:
1.) Chaos
2.) Remember
3.) PAMF
4.) Neverland
5.) Void
6.) Dust to Dust
7.) Anything
8.) Hail Mary
9.) Devil Inside
10.) Shut Up
Hey man, have you heard this Skold CD?
Skold by CHKilroy June 27, 2006

Tim Skold 

Tim Skold, the current bass player for Marilyn Manson. His previous bands included KMFDM, Shotgun Messiah and the like. He also known by leg-humping Twiggy Ramirez fans and "old skool" Manson fans as the "bastard that replaced Twiggy Ramirez".
Yes, Twiggy was an excellent contribution to the band, but those eras are over with, so except Tim Skold already!
Tim Skold by Kerianna June 11, 2006
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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