skiokie

a side dip or boyfriend

i met this fine skiokie at tha mall yestaday.

by mara February 25, 2004

skokie

1. A small suburb in Il. located just north of Chicago. Part of cook county.
2. Also the name of a 1981 movie about KKK trying to march though the area’s heavily Jewish-holocaust-survivor populated area of the same namesake
3. briefly mentioned in the 1995 movie "The Usual Suspects"
4. loction for filming parts of many John Hughes films.

Hey, where are you from?
Skokie, IL.

by Beth Rheinstrom May 4, 2005

Skookie

A cookie baked in a cast iron skilet

Come over to my house for a chocolate chip skookie.

by Aunt Myma Pancake November 4, 2015

Skookie

Adjective: Skookie can be used to describe anything that is generally shitty.
Noun: A skooke is a person, place, or thing that is fucking lame.

Verb: Skookin can be used to describe someone who is trippin, lying, or being a fucking idiot.
Background information:
Derived from a word that describes people from the shithole that is Skokie, Illinois.

Bruh, I seent them skookie ass shoes in the payless last week. But only thru the window cause I definitely ain't never stepped footed in no skookie ass payless.

I saw a skooke walkin down the road with a skookie ass pair of J's.

Don't come to my crib if you gonna be skookin the whole time.

by Lezned Yelnats March 3, 2017

Skokie

City in Illinois from which you should never date women.

Yuri: Yo! I met this fine ass girl!
Pavel: Where she from?
Yuri: Skokie
Pavel: F*%&! THAT BITCH!!!

by ConstructionPavel October 22, 2008

Skokie

A suburb of Chicago located just to the west of Evanston and North of Lincolnwood. It is a very uninteresting place with nothing to do. The two high schools there are pretty boring. The streets are raggidy as hell. The only two types of girls to choose from is a druggie or a preppy cheerleader. The only good thing about Skokie is the close location to Chicago.

"Damn, Skokie is boring. At least Chicago is not far"

by 499587 November 24, 2006

skokie collar

cervical collar worn by accident victims on advice of counsel after leaving a doctor's office or hospital emergency room Worn in anticipation of filing a personal injury lawsuit with representation of Jewish counsel.

He waltzed into court with a flock of lawyers wearing a Skokie collar.

by jj8899usa October 3, 2013