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First king of Denmark, purveyor of chaos.
GAAHH! OHH, YES! IT IS I, SKJÖLDR, FIRST KING OF DENMARK AND PURVEYOR OF CHAOS. I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO THIS BOY'S FRAGILE, FAT BODY, FOR MANY REASONS, ONE OF THEM BEING THAT HE BECAME TOO SWEATY TO CONTROL HIS OWN PSYCHE, AND I WAS ABLE TO SLIP IN AND TAKE OVER. THANKFULLY, I CAME AT THE RIGHT TIME, AS I AM HERE TO DEVOUR CHAOS AND CONFUSION, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME I'LL FIND PLENTY OF BOTH IN THESE SO-CALLED, "PRANK VIDEOS"!
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God of the Logia Socio CLan. A.k.a the "Skjodge" the "Skjodgey Boi" He uses Seinfeld as gospel.
A Pleb: Aye, you see the Skjodge anywhere?
Me: Yeah, he's right behind you.
Skjoldal: Omae wa mou shindeiru.
skjoldal by Le Biggest Boi February 2, 2018
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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
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