Skjöldr

First king of Denmark, purveyor of chaos.

GAAHH! OHH, YES! IT IS I, SKJÖLDR, FIRST KING OF DENMARK AND PURVEYOR OF CHAOS. I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO THIS BOY'S FRAGILE, FAT BODY, FOR MANY REASONS, ONE OF THEM BEING THAT HE BECAME TOO SWEATY TO CONTROL HIS OWN PSYCHE, AND I WAS ABLE TO SLIP IN AND TAKE OVER. THANKFULLY, I CAME AT THE RIGHT TIME, AS I AM HERE TO DEVOUR CHAOS AND CONFUSION, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME I'LL FIND PLENTY OF BOTH IN THESE SO-CALLED, "PRANK VIDEOS"!

by that motherfuckin like button April 20, 2018

skjoldal

God of the Logia Socio CLan. A.k.a the "Skjodge" the "Skjodgey Boi" He uses Seinfeld as gospel.

A Pleb: Aye, you see the Skjodge anywhere?
Me: Yeah, he's right behind you.
Skjoldal: Omae wa mou shindeiru.

by Le Biggest Boi February 2, 2018

Skjold

A small place near Haugesund, on the west coast of Norway

I live in Skjold
Skjold is a beatiful place!

by Helge Børresen April 9, 2005

Skjold

A beatiful person who is just awesome and likes Tacos & Nachos

I like Skjold, He always gives me Tacos

by Obama123 April 7, 2017