SKIJORDUE

skēˈjôr’d(y)o͞o/

NOUN: skijordue; plural noun: *skijordues

A sport or recreation activity combining skijoring and fonduing. Generally engaged in by a bewildering genre and generation spanning mix of rugged cowboys, gnar freeriders, steazy bros, and fringy fur clad fashionistas united by cheese, adrenaline addiction and mad style.

*also refers to Skijordue event entry fees

VERB: skijordue; 3rd person present: skijordues; past tense: **skijordued; past participle: **skijordued; gerund or present participle: skijorduing

To skijordue.

**not to be confused with Skijordude, a participant in Skijordue
Fashionista to cowboy “I can’t come to the rodeo today I have to brush out my yeti boots so they look sleek for Skijordue tomorrow.”

* Cowboy to steazy bro: “I paid our skijordues so wax your board punk.”

Gnar freerider to cowboy: “Nice horse man, do you skijordue?’

**Fashionista: “Wow there are so many hot skijordudes here”
by Samazon77 December 15, 2017
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An emojoule is a unit of emotional energy that measures the intensity, impact, and duration of emotional experiences. Positive emotions, such as joy, love, and gratitude, replenish and amplify emojoule reserves, while negative emotions, such as anger, fear, and sadness, drain or deplete them. The balance of emojoules determines an individual's emotional resilience and well-being.

Emotional Dynamics in Emojoules:
Positive Emotions (Replenishing/Amplifying): Emotions like Joy, Love, Grattitude and Hope all generate emojoules, exponentially when shared.

Negative Emotions (Draining/Depleting): Emotions like Anger, Fear, Envy and Worry deplete emojules.

There is no capacity limit for emojoules, however when reserves drop to zero, emotional burnout occurs, reducing the capacity for positive emotional experiences until replenished through rest, connection, or self-care.

***Positive emotions generate emojoules more quickly and powerfully than negative emotions deplete them.
"Going to that concert with you guys boosted my emojoules, I feel fantastic!”

"My emojoule levels are low. I need some quiet time to recharge."
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