skitey 

Slippery. A dodgy person

Common in Scotland.

"He's a skitey wee thing." "Serves you right for being skitey". "I don't wish to sound skitey, but ..." "She is a skitey eyed cow."

In the context of the weather, in place of slippery, you might say "watch out outside, its a bit skitey".

skitey by Bill Burns November 2, 2007

Skite-cape 

The act of one removing his shirt during a drinking session and then fastening the shirt up at the collar with the shirt behind the body to form a cape.

"mate, get your skite-cape on"

"Last one to get their skite-cape on"

Skite-cape by Skitelover123 July 21, 2009

skitehoond 

Scottish adaptation of skitehound

You're such a skitehoond

Give the skitehoonds a call

skitehoond by Skitehound90 October 29, 2010

skitehound 

Lad out on the skite; drunk and disorderly.

Check that skitehound.

Who's up for a night out? I'll call the skitehounds.

skitehound by Skitehound90 October 29, 2010

Skiteles 

Pronounced skite-alls. A popular game/past-time originating at Cavendish Castle, London. Bottles of beer are consumed which, once empty, form the "skiteles". One skitle per competitor is lined up at the start of the game. Skitles must be two inches apart. A tennis ball is then tossed at the skiteles from approximately 5 metres range. One bounce only is permitted prior to the "skite drop" (the moment the ball hits ths skiteles). If no skitles are knocked down a full bottle of beer is downed by the player with the toss(known as a "skitleleman") and that empty bottle is added to the game. For every skitele that is knocked down, one digit of beer is assigned to the other competing skitlemen. The winner is the last skitleman standing. If a skitleman is sick he is out of the game.

Colin: "Anyone for a game of skiteles?"
Robbie: "Aye, I'll play."

Skiteles by Captain Skite April 4, 2009

Skitsy 

When someone is stressed,scared,worried and they start showing signs of stress

"He thought his parents were going to find out so he was being dead skitsy"

Skitsy by colourful bird Oioi September 24, 2016

Skitty Kitty 

When you Cat deicdes to have funny 5 mintues and runs rounds or acts randomly

Daughter: Mum whats worng with the cat

Mum: Don't worry hes just being a skitty Kitty

Skitty Kitty by E James December 16, 2008