9 definitions by colourful bird Oioi

Soirée of twenty

A sophisticated way of saying that your having a fat party.

Very useful when lying to your parents.

Mum : So what are you doing tonight whilst we are away?

Son : Just having a few friends round

Mum : How many exactly???!!!
Son : A soirée of twenty

Mum : Okay darling x

by colourful bird Oioi November 14, 2019

Skitsy

When someone is stressed,scared,worried and they start showing signs of stress

"He thought his parents were going to find out so he was being dead skitsy"

by colourful bird Oioi September 24, 2016

N card

Is when a black person allows a white person to say nigga without it being told to be racist

J : hey my nigga
K : bro that's racist !
J : nah jay gave me a n card

K : Ar right

by colourful bird Oioi September 25, 2016

Ketty

Ketty is a jokey slang word for the drug ketamine , most people usually abbreviate ketamine as "ket" but a few people , usually teenagers , refer to in as ketty in a jokey way

A : "are you going to jacks tonight"
B : "is there going to be ketty there?"
A : "yeah he'll probably bring it"
B : "then I'm down"

by colourful bird Oioi February 2, 2017

Frigid

pretty much someone who's scared to do sexual shit

Sam : "she won't even kiss me"
Ben : "aye cause she's proper frigid"

by colourful bird Oioi September 24, 2016

Taity

Taity is a slang word for "tait" which pretty much means cheerful, gay etc.
But people mostly use it now to say I look wierd there

Molly : "look at this really nice picture of us"
Alex : "no delete that I look like a proper taity"

by colourful bird Oioi September 24, 2016

Sausage in the donut

It's just a vulgar meaning of the action of sex - sausage ( penis ) donut ( vagina )

Oliver : so what yous doing tonight
Ron : sausage in the donut if you know what I mean

by colourful bird Oioi September 24, 2016