skirtled

in shock, amazed, etc

i was skirtled when i found out that he was my dad!
she said she was skirtled but she must have been faking it.

by myeongli January 19, 2024

skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

by ksyder December 9, 2008

skittledicking

The act of putting skittles in your foreskin before getting a blow job.

I totally gave that bitch a a skittledicking, she tasted the rainbow if you know what I mean!

by Super Man222 June 26, 2008

skirted eggshell

When a bald or balding man, seemingly unaware of hair loss occurring on the top of his head, continues to grow out the hair on the sides and back of the head, thus ornamenting his barren follicles with a flowing skirt of, often disheveled, locks.

In his Frasier heydays, Kelsey Grammer sported the finest looking skirted eggshell
in the entertainment business.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

skittledicking

A sexual act in which an uncircumcised man puts one or more skittles under the foreskin of his penis prior to receiving a blowjob, so that the partner performing the blowjob gets to enjoy eating some skittles.

Ted felt that being circumcised put him at a disadvantage in the dating market, since every girl he met seemed to love skittledicking.

by oh come on now, for serious June 26, 2008

Skirted

To intentionally avoid, skip or ignore

I really wanted to ask Sony about the money he owes me but when I saw him at the club he skirted me

by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 2, 2019

skittledicking

The act of hiding skittles under the foreskin or inside the urethra in order to provide a pleasant surprise for someone performing oral sex.

I was skittledicking Tracy the other night. She was all "Whoa, skittles! Awesome!"

by The Royal We June 26, 2008