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Eggshell 

Funny, eggshell is used to denote something as humorous and as a substitute for ‘lol’ or ‘lmao’
Person one: *joke*

Person two:eggshell
Eggshell by Dory’s Mate nemo August 16, 2022

Eggshell 

American slang used for when describing a tv show character that is from another country and has been added in later seasons of the show only because the show had become popular in that country.

Americans might consider Ani from 13 reasons why an eggshell or Bela from supernatural an eggshell.
Why are Eggshells always the most annoying characters.

Because there usually written like a Mary sue
Eggshell by SatansCute December 7, 2020

Eggshell 

(v) Eggshelling is when one or more parties engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, eventually ejaculating onto the top of her head, then waiting for a period of time for it to harden (normally takes 4-5 healthy men about 3 hours to accomplish) After the time it takes to harden, the men take turns donkeypunching the eggshellee in the back of the head to crack the headwarmer they created.

(Also Commonly known as the Cum-Helmet, Skeet-Hat, and Dapper Dan's Skull Cap of Fun)
Jamie Eggshelled me last night and now my hair is filled with sperm and i have really bad bruises on the back of my head.

I DARE you to eggshell that chickenhead, make her smazz or you haven't done it right, ya hear?
Eggshell by Televangilist #247 August 30, 2006

eggshell 

When a girl has no pubes. Usually, aimed at underaged chicks.
The chick I was fuckin last night had an eggshell finish
eggshell by NQ January 26, 2003

Eggshell 

Female equivalent of calling someone a cumstain.
Eggshell by Goku Gaming March 27, 2021

eggshell fine 

state of being fine at the moment, but with a high risk of being crushed again; fragile kind of okay; easily hurt but overall not in a bad mood
I'm eggshell fine, so please be careful with what you say.
eggshell fine by ArtOfChaos October 30, 2014
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