skittledicking
skittledicking by Super Man222 June 26, 2008
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skittledicking
A sexual act in which an uncircumcised man puts one or more skittles under the foreskin of his penis prior to receiving a blowjob, so that the partner performing the blowjob gets to enjoy eating some skittles.
Ted felt that being circumcised put him at a disadvantage in the dating market, since every girl he met seemed to love skittledicking.
skittledicking by oh come on now, for serious June 26, 2008
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skittledicking
The act of hiding skittles under the foreskin or inside the urethra in order to provide a pleasant surprise for someone performing oral sex.
skittledicking by The Royal We June 26, 2008
skittle dicking
When you strategically place Skittles under your foreskin prior to a good blow job session so the female (or male if you're into that) gets a good mouthful of Skittles while going down on you.
Brenda: "I spat the rainbow this morning!"
Kent: "You were totally Skittle dicking Stephen last night!"
Kent: "You were totally Skittle dicking Stephen last night!"
skittle dicking by Trent Clendenning September 15, 2009
Skittle dicking
The act of placing large amounts of skittles in someones's front yard, arranging it into the shape of male genitilia, and then spraying the area with their own water. After the rainbow colors soak into the grass, they will now be the proud owner of a rainbow colored penis, displayed vividly in their lawn
Trevor was such an asshole, that we had a little skittle dicking adventure in his yard the other night, taste the rainbow bitch!
Skittle dicking by Macdaddy12746348 January 13, 2012
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)