Skirtle
When your taking a shit and its mixed with hard shit and watery shit. It will squirt out between the hard shit to make a skirtle.
Skirtle by Horse Fucker July 29, 2008
skirted egg
A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."
skirted egg by ksyder December 9, 2008
Word of the Day on February 16, 2024
Related Words
Skirtle • skirtled • skirt league • skittled • skittle tits • Skirted • skittledicking • Skittle Squad • shirtle • Skittle-chan
hugs and skittles
This doctor examining my eyes was so hot, so I offered her hugs and skittles, but she slapped me in the face and called security.
hugs and skittles by Bill Brasky the man May 23, 2018
hugs and skittles
Hugs and Skittles is code for "Drugs and Sex." Dr=H and ex=kittles. Used when talking about drugs and sex, but don't want parents to hear about it.
My eye doctor was smoking hot, so I offered her hugs and skittles. But she rolled her eyes and called security on me.
hugs and skittles by Bill Brasky the man May 26, 2018
Shirtless Bobby
A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.
Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?
Ex 2::
Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?
Ex 2::
Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"
Shirtless Bobby by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014
shirtless shit
When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.
Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.
Matt: Whys that dude?
Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.
Matt: Whys that dude?
Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.
shirtless shit by Professor Pod July 9, 2011
Skittle Romper
Skittle Romper by Crashin2me February 9, 2010
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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