Skirtle

When your taking a shit and its mixed with hard shit and watery shit. It will squirt out between the hard shit to make a skirtle.

Hey my faggot whore did you just skirtle on the shitter?

by Horse Fucker July 29, 2008

skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

by ksyder December 9, 2008

hugs and skittles

Code words for “Drugs and Sex”. H=Dr and ex=kittles

This doctor examining my eyes was so hot, so I offered her hugs and skittles, but she slapped me in the face and called security.

by Bill Brasky the man May 23, 2018

hugs and skittles

Hugs and Skittles is code for "Drugs and Sex." Dr=H and ex=kittles. Used when talking about drugs and sex, but don't want parents to hear about it.

My eye doctor was smoking hot, so I offered her hugs and skittles. But she rolled her eyes and called security on me.

by Bill Brasky the man May 26, 2018

Shirtless Bobby

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.

Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"

by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014

shirtless shit

When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.

Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.

Matt: Whys that dude?

Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.

by Professor Pod July 9, 2011

Skittle Romper

A person that sticks skittles down their pants for pleasure.

EWW Look at that skittle romper!

by Crashin2me February 9, 2010