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The act of being fucked by a close bald-headed co-worker.
You just got sirhaled
sirhaled by philipthegreat December 18, 2009
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A true American, filled with the virtues of truth, wisdom, knowledge, and selflesness while maintaining the warrior spirit. Aslo used as an adjective to describe a man that is incredibly good looking or a woman that is beautiful inside and out.
Wow, did you see that guy... he looks and acts like a Skirpan! That is a rare breed.

Emily Skirpan 

The hottest girl to walk the Earth. She is beautiful beyond compare.
Man 1: Is that Emily Skirpan?

Man 2: Hell yeah dude! Can't you tell by her hotness!?
Emily Skirpan by Hempfield_69 January 17, 2011

skirtalicious 

adj., a portmanteau of skirt and delicious used to describe a woman with long legs and/or a nice ass wearing a short, tight, or revealing skirt. The user of the term is implicitly expressing a desire to get a taste of the skirt's contents.
"Angela looks so skanky in that outfit."

"Whatever. She's totally skirtalicious."
skirtalicious by Parrish October 26, 2006

Skinhawk 

A hairstyle which can be described as a reverse mohawk. A bald stripe running from the middle of the forehead to the nape of the neck, leaving hair on either side.
Jimmy used my my hair clippers to give Dan a skinhawk, leaving Elizabeth less than impressed.
Skinhawk by Svenning May 6, 2008

Skipharder 

The extreme art/sport which consists of doing various stunts while skipping. Developed by Tommy Fox after learning 'The way of the Skip' from mystic guru skipper Motoztugo Fujujeema.
The stunts involve a collection of base jumping and freestyle walking style tricks.
Tommy Fox is going to skipharder across Australia
Skipharder by Anoxymous June 11, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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