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The act of being fucked by a close bald-headed co-worker.
You just got sirhaled
sirhaled by philipthegreat December 18, 2009
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A true American, filled with the virtues of truth, wisdom, knowledge, and selflesness while maintaining the warrior spirit. Aslo used as an adjective to describe a man that is incredibly good looking or a woman that is beautiful inside and out.
Wow, did you see that guy... he looks and acts like a Skirpan! That is a rare breed.

Emily Skirpan 

The hottest girl to walk the Earth. She is beautiful beyond compare.
Man 1: Is that Emily Skirpan?

Man 2: Hell yeah dude! Can't you tell by her hotness!?
Emily Skirpan by Hempfield_69 January 17, 2011

skirtalicious 

adj., a portmanteau of skirt and delicious used to describe a woman with long legs and/or a nice ass wearing a short, tight, or revealing skirt. The user of the term is implicitly expressing a desire to get a taste of the skirt's contents.
"Angela looks so skanky in that outfit."

"Whatever. She's totally skirtalicious."
skirtalicious by Parrish October 26, 2006

Skinhawk 

A hairstyle which can be described as a reverse mohawk. A bald stripe running from the middle of the forehead to the nape of the neck, leaving hair on either side.
Jimmy used my my hair clippers to give Dan a skinhawk, leaving Elizabeth less than impressed.
Skinhawk by Svenning May 6, 2008

Skipharder 

The extreme art/sport which consists of doing various stunts while skipping. Developed by Tommy Fox after learning 'The way of the Skip' from mystic guru skipper Motoztugo Fujujeema.
The stunts involve a collection of base jumping and freestyle walking style tricks.
Tommy Fox is going to skipharder across Australia
Skipharder by Anoxymous June 11, 2008