Skirpan

A true American, filled with the virtues of truth, wisdom, knowledge, and selflesness while maintaining the warrior spirit. Aslo used as an adjective to describe a man that is incredibly good looking or a woman that is beautiful inside and out.

Wow, did you see that guy... he looks and acts like a Skirpan! That is a rare breed.

by truthhonestyandtheamericanway August 1, 2016

Emily Skirpan

The hottest girl to walk the Earth. She is beautiful beyond compare.

Man 1: Is that Emily Skirpan?

Man 2: Hell yeah dude! Can't you tell by her hotness!?

by Hempfield_69 January 17, 2011

Skirmante

the best type of person there is. she will let you hit her vape 😍😍😍😍😍

"hey skirmante ca-"
"yes"
"... yes what?"
"you can hit my vape"

by butter and bees November 22, 2021

skirmantas

Ancient name, usually found in Greek mythology. Most often translated as "a man to die for", "a man that takes your breath away". Many times depicted in sexual way, having encounters with different gods (sometimes several at once). A master in sexual desires and known for being exceptionaly endowed.

I would take my soul away and give it to Skirmantas. Skirmantas once again gave his best at pleasuring the gods.

by Grenoule November 23, 2021

Skirkanich

Skirk for short. A small creature that closely resembles the little creature from LOTR. His mating call can be heard from miles around, so one must be vigilant as the tiny Skirkanich is a very procreative creature who will nail anything that moves...

for reference...the mating call sounds like:

SCHMEEEEEER

Mike is pretty figity today...he's being a total Skirkanich...

by Hilfmir89 February 9, 2010

skidpan

Remnants of a recent sloppy poo left over in the toilet bowl

Look at the mess of that skidpan

by Prelims November 29, 2024