skinnet

A guy that masturbate more than he should.

Since you dont like girls, your new name is skinnet

by Svg-style December 6, 2013

Jeff Skinner jackpot

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.

“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

pickle skinner

A rat bastard railroad electrician who sucks the foreman's dick to keep his job.

Where's Larry? That pickle skinner is in the office ratting on people.

by Meatneck December 25, 2020

T-Skinner

1) Person who wears a skin tight T-Shirt, usually cocky and/or overweight.

2) Wearing a T-Shirt from your childhood

Nick: Isn't that the shirt you wore in 7th grade?
Stinkbutt Williams: Yeah, but it makes me look jacked.
Nick: Change it up man, you're acting like a T-Skinner.

by StinkButtWilliams November 30, 2013

Dick skinners

A person's hands

"keep your dick skinners off my beer"

by Bill C. April 30, 2003

skinnert

to leave quickly, to bail, to bounce.

Lisa; 'that creepy guy over there is staring at us...let's skinnert!'

Debbie; 'definitley time to skin-nert'

by sandspit October 18, 2007

skinner north

skinner north is a school full of stupid geniuses. we are all intellectuals but also people obsessed with vines/ memes. actual crackhead but it’s ok because we get our work done. most likely to burn out in highschool.

OMG YOU GO TO SKINNER NORTH YOU MUST BE SO SMART

by nipolio December 17, 2019