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From surfing slang: to be struck in the back of the head by someone else's surf board. Applied generally to any instance in which the actions of another are underhanded and destructive.
Dude, I know I'm getting skegged on this repair bill.
skegged by WayCool November 23, 2004
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"Fam, I paid £5 for a bag of sweets."

"HAHAHA you got shegged."
shegged by dmaniac November 25, 2013
I've been Shegged with the loot I've gotten in fortnight
Shegged by GuardiolaJosesMe February 10, 2018
To be essentially suffering from an ecstasy hangover.
Being skagged is the time spent after the high until you are 100% normal again.
Being skagged is different to an alcohol hangover. Usually there are no sickness symptoms or dizziness

Symptoms include:
Sweating, tiredness, general paranoia and feeling like a tit.

I you wake up and are still high, you are also skagged
A: 'How are ya man?'

B: 'ah im pure skagged after lastnight, twas class though!'

'Ah jesus, Im skagged.'

Mick, with a pill in his hand: 'Ah sher il be skagged in the morning, fuck it though! DROP.
Skagged by lunatic_man July 31, 2011
passive verb to describe beeing a host for a certain alien species
"Several major cities were overrun and the entire population skejged in today's attack."
skejged by xnx June 20, 2006
Smegma:

1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet
(1)Person 1: why did you go offline
Person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged

(2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly see
smegged by i<3smegma November 8, 2010