Smegma:
1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick
cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of
fucking something up, or covering it in dick
cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet
(1)Person 1: why did you go
offline
Person 2:
soz my facebook chat is smegged
(2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly
see