orlando

Most intelligent , masculant, and handsome of the male species. A dashing ladies man with a rugged virile allure that leaves women soaking in their seats.

The penis of Orlando is sweet and savory like sauce drenched barbecued ribs.

by Bethaney22 December 20, 2016

orlando

the largest amount of annoying tourism in Florida.

it's actually a cool city with a whole bunch of exciting things to do, but the traffic is horrendous and whenever you mention Orlando all people think about is amusement parks.

FL native: heyy, you wanna go over to Orlando for a couple days?
Northerner: ooh, can we go to Disneyworld!?
FL native: ...stupid tourist, I'm going downtown!

by SarahSANITY July 15, 2007

orlando

Orlando is not Lake Buena Vista, Kissimmee, or St. Cloud.

Disney World is in Lake Buena Vista, not Orlando.

by pachito July 17, 2006

orlando

the 6th most dangerous city according to forbes magizine in 2009

disney in kissimee not orlando

by tryop April 28, 2009

orlando

the city that sleeps at four.

omg its four. let the city of orlando sleep.

by love laurie December 29, 2007

orlando

A tourist city in central Florida. Even though it has less than 200,000 people inside the city limits, people of Orlando refers to the city as "world class." Orlando has some of the most notorious slums in Florida (Pine Hills, Parramore) which are never highlighted because of its status as a tourist destination.

Without Disney, the city of Orlando wouldn't even be as big as Daytona.

by KRHimself July 20, 2008

orlando

Orlando is Hell on Earth. This place is a pile of shit. This place is also known as No Man's Land and Exile. This place is a wannabe LA.

The majority of people living in Orlando are twats. There are a few who are cool, and in most cases they are from up north.

by Bakalaka October 09, 2006