skankuary

the month in which all whores/sluts may be said to be born

"She did how many guys? Sounds like she was born on the fourth of skankuary."

by Prof. Z February 8, 2007

Spanktuary

Spanktuary (noun): A special place in one's home dedicated specifically to masturbation.

1.) I'm going to spend some time in my spanktuary after work this evening.

2.) Our son has been frequenting the family spanktuary quite often as of late.

3.) Susie, you unload the dishwasher and vacuum the living room while Billy scrubs the floor of the spanktuary.

by ganjamancer May 18, 2010

skankard

Skankard.

A kancerd skank. A very nasty unwashed skank emitting a foul nauseating odor usually from the crotch area. A super skank. Appearance along with body hygiene both lacking severely.

Hey, yo!! That nasty skankard bitch looking like a dog and she's smelling even worse!! Bet you won't eat her out Jason!!

by Sick MikeyG June 27, 2019

Skanktuary

Any place filled with many skanky women

"look at all these skanks up in here."
"yeah dude, this place is a skanktuary."

by YoungBlood42008 August 5, 2009

Stanktuary

Coined by Donald Trump
My living room after tacoball.

Just crushed that chimichanga, my house bout to be a stanktuary

by TrumpDictionary February 4, 2020

skankarella

A promiscuous or slutty individual who is trying very hard to be sexually attractive. It is usually said in terms of a girl, but can also be used for gay or metrosexual men.

A girl who wears Prada boots and makeup to go camping is most likely a skankarella!

by JoeYEAH May 11, 2007

skankaroni

A tantalizing pub dish best served in the wee morning hours. Upon spending a foggy evening indulging in your favorite scotch, draft, or brew; skankaroni is the only meal a man needs to sate his drunken lust for coitus.

In an empirical sense, skankaroni is defined as sexual congress with an "attractive" female with gregariously skanky sexual proclivities. Skankaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.

Coke & Captain Morgan Douche: *Pelvic thrusting* Hurry up! Let's hit up The Scottsdale Bar tonight. Word on the street is the skankaroni there is buffet ready!

Monster & Grey Goose Douche: *Sculpts blowout* Hell yes! The Scottsdale Bar is featuring DJ Wiiesto tonight. Hey... What the hell is "skankaroni"?

RedBull & Patron Douche: *Shaving chest* What! Bro'nie Madoff you haven't heard of skankaroni? It's possibly the best way to hook up! Just spit some game in a club skank's ear and she'll give it up easy... like Kraft Easy Mac!!! Get plate son! You dining on skankaroni and cheese tonight!

by Define Me! November 30, 2009