skankaroni

A tantalizing pub dish best served in the wee morning hours. Upon spending a foggy evening indulging in your favorite scotch, draft, or brew; skankaroni is the only meal a man needs to sate his drunken lust for coitus.

In an empirical sense, skankaroni is defined as sexual congress with an "attractive" female with gregariously skanky sexual proclivities. Skankaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.

Coke & Captain Morgan Douche: *Pelvic thrusting* Hurry up! Let's hit up The Scottsdale Bar tonight. Word on the street is the skankaroni there is buffet ready!

Monster & Grey Goose Douche: *Sculpts blowout* Hell yes! The Scottsdale Bar is featuring DJ Wiiesto tonight. Hey... What the hell is "skankaroni"?

RedBull & Patron Douche: *Shaving chest* What! Bro'nie Madoff you haven't heard of skankaroni? It's possibly the best way to hook up! Just spit some game in a club skank's ear and she'll give it up easy... like Kraft Easy Mac!!! Get plate son! You dining on skankaroni and cheese tonight!

skankaroni by Define Me! November 30, 2009

Skankaroni

1. A girl who would do anything to please a man. Usually vile acts.
2. Eating a Chef Boyardee product out of a girls vagina, typically Beefaroni

Guy 1: Did you here what the girl let Jim do to her.
Guy 2: Yeah she is a total skankaroni

Skankaroni by Wimmerton December 29, 2009

skanktronica 

A sub-genre of electronica music typically defined by its lackluster quality, pop music structure, and annoying and overbearing vocals. Vocalists are usually talentless tone deaf women that are limited to one octave range... guttural shouting.

Vocalists are usually decked out in outrageous fashion forward costumes, makeup, or create sexy eccentric (sexcentric???) personalities to detract from the obvious... Their music is only worth a cheap hip jiggle by some inebriated floozie on the dancefloor.

Over compressed preschool-level drum beats and bland uninspiring synth leads typically carry the song along. Often receives immense airplay from brainless Top 40 radio stations. Example of skanktronica include: Ke$ha, Cascada, Lady Gaga, and the Paradiso Girls.

Jill McClubslut: "Patron! Tequila! Me and my mamacitas..."

Leslie: What are you listening to?

Jill McClubslut: Oh it's the Paradiso Girls. They fucking rock! DJ Dweeby McMainstream was spinning this along with Ke$ha's "Tik Tok" down at SCENE 61 last night. This stuff is my going out anthem!

Leslie: Ohh... well it's a bunch of skanktronica if you ask me. Pure cheese. May I suggest Imogen Heap?

Jill McClubslut: What! She totally sampled that Jason DeRulo song!

Leslie: *facepalm*

skanktronica by Define Me! January 15, 2010

skankaholic 

a man who cannot get enough of lower-class sluts who have a nasty smell

Tyler has become a real skankaholic; I know it, because he reeks of unclean pussy and I see him often in the company of dirty harlots.

skankaholic by (none) October 30, 2003

skankazoid

a ridiculous slut with ho tendencies; slutty villian out to steal womens men; a flat out freak!

A chick who is straight raunchy, always out to "get hers."

Ex.(words from a skankazoid)"{OOO who is that fine ass dude.... I'm taking his ass home tonight so he can tie me up and f*ck me."

skankazoid by Kimmy C. = ) February 7, 2008

skanktronic 

whorish in nature, one who participates in acts of slut-dom.

Check out that girl over there with the tight mini-skirk. She's pretty and all, but she looks kind of skanktronic.

skanktronic by Anata_the_amazing January 27, 2009

Skankahontas 

Similar to the Disney classic beauty of all minks, explains a girl who only cares about blowing her way threw the various peer groups in society to not better herself but be just like the pure pro she is. Only cares about personal stimulation and gratification on her sensual gooby region.

Ex- Skankahontas

Can include- similar to Sharon Stone wannabees, and or the fake girls from reality TV

Skankahontas by Patty Miller 87 January 27, 2009

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026