skankstache
A mustache is this not full, but long, patchy or stringy and untrimmed. Mostly common in the midwest and in trailer parks.
skankstache by DJ Thickness September 5, 2007
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spunkstache
kc: Man that guy is gay as fuck.
J-Rock: why man.
kc: because I know this guy that knows this guy that blew his load all over his face and gave him a spunkstache.
J-Rock: why man.
kc: because I know this guy that knows this guy that blew his load all over his face and gave him a spunkstache.
spunkstache by verhaeghe February 4, 2010
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skinstache
This is what occurs when a woman has been tanning in the sun or with sunless tanner, and has her upper-lip waxed. Waxing removes the top 3 layers of skin, therefore removing the tan and leaving a white "skinstache".
"Oh dear, I shouldn't have gone tanning and then have the salon wax my mustache! Now I have a skinstache."
skinstache by Deanna03801 February 25, 2009
skinstache
"Hey Dude, did you shave your mustache?"
"No, I just covered it with concealer."
"Yeah, Wow, I really didn't notice."
"Skinstache."
"No, I just covered it with concealer."
"Yeah, Wow, I really didn't notice."
"Skinstache."
skinstache by captainscurvypants November 5, 2008
sandstache
sandstache by lillolley June 1, 2009
sackstache
Testicular hair. Often a source of pride for Millennials unable to achieve a proper ironic mustache.
Hipster A: Bro, how are we supposed to get into this uber-popular "unknown" brunch establishment with that pathetic looking peach-fuzz on your upper lip?
Hipster B: No problem, my dark-skinned-friend, I am going to flash the hostess this mad sackstache I've been cultivating. She's going to be super impressed and we'll be sipping mimosas well into the evening.
Hipster B: No problem, my dark-skinned-friend, I am going to flash the hostess this mad sackstache I've been cultivating. She's going to be super impressed and we'll be sipping mimosas well into the evening.
sackstache by Zafu Quazar January 25, 2016
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