skankstache

A mustache is this not full, but long, patchy or stringy and untrimmed. Mostly common in the midwest and in trailer parks.

Eddie just moved to town and started the 8th grade, impressing all the girls with his skankstache.

by DJ Thickness September 5, 2007

spunkstache

a guy that blows his load on another guys mustache. Or a ugly chick with a mustache.

kc: Man that guy is gay as fuck.
J-Rock: why man.
kc: because I know this guy that knows this guy that blew his load all over his face and gave him a spunkstache.

by verhaeghe February 4, 2010

skinstache

This is what occurs when a woman has been tanning in the sun or with sunless tanner, and has her upper-lip waxed. Waxing removes the top 3 layers of skin, therefore removing the tan and leaving a white "skinstache".

"Oh dear, I shouldn't have gone tanning and then have the salon wax my mustache! Now I have a skinstache."

by Deanna03801 February 25, 2009

skanksatchel

(n). (1) An incredibly slutty individual of the female persuasion. (2) Roughly, a hobag

That biatch is a skanksatchel.

by mr_brennan November 5, 2005

skinstache

The puffy, mustache shaped skin resembling a bald mustache on some guys upper lip.

"Hey Dude, did you shave your mustache?"

"No, I just covered it with concealer."

"Yeah, Wow, I really didn't notice."

"Skinstache."

by captainscurvypants November 5, 2008

sandstache

when a man takes a nose dive outdoors. especcially into sand

joe was trying to be cool when he proceeded to collapse in a sandstache way

by lillolley June 1, 2009

sackstache

Testicular hair. Often a source of pride for Millennials unable to achieve a proper ironic mustache.

Hipster A: Bro, how are we supposed to get into this uber-popular "unknown" brunch establishment with that pathetic looking peach-fuzz on your upper lip?
Hipster B: No problem, my dark-skinned-friend, I am going to flash the hostess this mad sackstache I've been cultivating. She's going to be super impressed and we'll be sipping mimosas well into the evening.

by Zafu Quazar January 25, 2016