sandstache 

when a man takes a nose dive outdoors. especcially into sand

joe was trying to be cool when he proceeded to collapse in a sandstache way

sandstache by lillolley June 1, 2009

Sadtached 

When you become attached to an object or something small such as a piece of string.

I can't throw away this piece of string cause I'm sadtached to it.

Sadtached by Lozzadarling June 3, 2020

Sarastache Saturday

The day of the week in which mustaches are photoshopped onto pictures of Sara Quin and then uploaded to tumblr.

Since it's inception on September 17, 2011, Sarastache Saturday has garnered "hit and miss" popularity, although compared to it's sister projects Tegan Tuesday and Ptosis Pthursday, it has done considerably well.

dood, "Hey everybody, it's Sarastache Saturday!"
everybody, "What?"

Sarastache Saturday by MetalKitten October 13, 2011

reverse sunstache 

When you have a moustache and get sunburn but then shave it off, leaving paler skin on the upper lip. Opposite of a sunstache.

Look at that faggot's reverse sunstache.

reverse sunstache by ClemTheOctopus June 8, 2016

sudstache 

The remnants of a frothy beverage left upon your upper lip.

Gary went over to hit on that woman, but he had a sudstache from his beer! He was totally shot down!

sudstache by NuttyByNature June 20, 2009

Sunstache 

A mustache that you get from sunburn or tanning by not using sunscreen. Happens to many people and looks oddly disturbing on females.

My sister has a Sunstache from getting sunburns at the beach. We tell her to put sunscreen on, but she wouldn't listen, and she was shit out of luck.

Sunstache by Fuck you pay me fuckers July 15, 2014

Arabian Sandslasher 

The act of cutting off a girl's head while having sex with her.

Habib, I just gave her the best Arabian Sandslasher last night.

Arabian Sandslasher by Soup Train To Nowhere May 3, 2009