skinstache

This is what occurs when a woman has been tanning in the sun or with sunless tanner, and has her upper-lip waxed. Waxing removes the top 3 layers of skin, therefore removing the tan and leaving a white "skinstache".

"Oh dear, I shouldn't have gone tanning and then have the salon wax my mustache! Now I have a skinstache."

by Deanna03801 February 25, 2009

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skinstache

The puffy, mustache shaped skin resembling a bald mustache on some guys upper lip.

"Hey Dude, did you shave your mustache?"

"No, I just covered it with concealer."

"Yeah, Wow, I really didn't notice."

"Skinstache."

by captainscurvypants November 5, 2008

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reverse sunstache

When you have a moustache and get sunburn but then shave it off, leaving paler skin on the upper lip. Opposite of a sunstache.

Look at that faggot's reverse sunstache.

by ClemTheOctopus June 8, 2016

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shitstache

A mustache that is only partially grown. It is usually found among guys in high school whom are too unkept to bother shaving before most of their facial hair comes in. Their mustaches look really crappy.

ewww he really should shave that shitstache

by Francois chevalier August 30, 2006

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shitstache

When a police officer grows a mustache that went out in the seventies. For example Officer Ray Fox 5628.

Officer Fox:"License, registration, and insurance please ma'am."

Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"

by Cheesedick Parade October 19, 2006

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